Everybody leaks. God made us this way.
From burping to bawling, sneezing to snoring, and another broad
collection of various unmentionable emissions, from cradle to grave
we are constantly ostensibly involuntarily emitting with extreme
prejudice an array of fluids, gases, and sounds. Our imperfectly
telestial bodies are always uncontrollably leaking something. The
burning question is not what, or where, but why? Why do we leak?
The Mormon Third Eye knows. It has
already recently successfully related such distant concepts as
cruising on the high seas, root beer, and dam stories to the gospel,
but this discovery is by far the most creative. It all has to do
with the plan of salvation.
When God created our spirit bodies from
spirit matter, he made us big- really big. Then, via the violent yet
beautiful process of birth, our really big spirits are crammed into
itsy-bitsy tween-weeny baby bodies. We don't fit very well, so we
start to leak and continue to do so until we die.
When you have consumed a particularly
satisfying meal, your physical body can't handle the amount of joy
your spirit feels, and it leaks out as a burp. When I'm in a sealing
room in the Salt Lake Temple watching my oldest son make sacred
covenants with the Lord and his fiancee, my spirit soars and my body
can't handle the resulting “soul pressure,” so tears leak out.
The same thing happens when my daughter thanks me for being her dad.
Sneezes are nothing more than our spirits struggling to express the
happiness we feel over pollen-laden natural wonders God has created
for our enjoyment. Snoring is merely a manifestation of a good dream
too terrific to be trapped inside a resting body.
So, the next time you are spending
quality time with a loved one, and they innocently trip the sensors
at the National Earthquake Center with a booming belch, pull them
close and respond with a tender, 'I love you too.”
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