(WARNING: there is a select term in
this blogpost which sounds like a cussword, but it's really not
because I'm not using it that way.)
Several years ago I took some nieces
and nephews on a dam trip. We toured the Hoover dam complex and
learned about the history of it's construction. It was a great dam
story. At the end of the day, we had forged some precious dam
memories.
Since that dam experience I have
relished recounting several engaging stories of that dam visit
voicing the word “dam” in carefully constructed contexts,
allowing me to sound like I'm cussing without actually cussing. My
wife thinks it is infantile; a sister-in-law giggles wildly; and
everyone else who knows me is somewhat intrigued witnessing a good
Mormon boy using such coarse language so recklessly.
Nevertheless, I have struggled for
almost eight years now to find a legitimate, inspiring reason to
include my dam story in an approved doctrinal context worthy of a MTE
dam blogpost. Impossible, you say? I think not. Read on, for the
Mormon Third Eye specializes in the impossible. I learned the truth
about damnation, the damn truth, in Seminary.
In our study of the Doctrine and
Covenants, we ran across several seemingly harsh promises of
damnation for those who do not accept the saving ordinances of the
gospel: “And he that believeth and is baptized shall be saved, and
he that believeth not shall be damned (D&C 68:9).” In terms of
our potential for eternal progression in the highest order of the
Celestial Kingdom, “damnation” or “to be damned” means to
have our progression stopped-we loose the opportunity for eternal
increase. Just like a dam stops the progress of flowing water, our
failure to accept the saving ordinances of the gospel stops our
progress in this life and the next, and we become “damned.”
The damn truth is that many of us dam
the teachings of the gospel of Jesus Christ and potential for
unlimited happiness behind huge concrete walls of pride,
disobedience, anger, and all varieties of addiction, and in the
course of our own personal dam construction damn our own souls now
and in the next life- eternal damnation.
I think this is the best dam blogpost
I've ever written. Regular MTE readers, what do you think?
If you read our Christmas letter this year, you know that I highly approve of your dam humor! :)
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