Wednesday, August 9, 2017

I See... Setting World Records

World records, when you can be a part of them, are nothing short of awesome. From the world's largest barbecue (13,713 kilos of beef for 30,000 visitors) to the world's largest pillow fight (6,261 participants during a baseball game in St. Paul Minnesota), pushing to achieve the best is one of the best ways to get ahead. The key question is... which world have you mastered?

The Mormon Third Eye is not trapped by this simple physical world created for us. Our Heavenly Father rules worlds beyond number, yet knows all our own personal worlds personally. For example, as recently as last week, I set a new personal world record for my best score at the only game I play online- 239,335 in Bejeweled!

That personal world record needed no heavenly help, but my next attempt certainly will. Today I will launch efforts set a new personal best in brain surgery- on my own brain. I will attempt, for the first time in the history of my own life, to have a tumor successfully removed from my head. Unlike my personal best in Bejeweled, this amazing feat will require the professional help of trained neurosurgeons, the personal help of the Wife of My Eternities, and the heavenly help of my Savior Jesus Christ.


Stay tuned. I plan on winning.

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