You’ve heard of reverse mortgages- a financial tool that
allows more elderly folks who own their own home to sell it back to the bank in
stages and obtain a monthly supply of cash to cover their living expenses. Well… what do you get when you mash-up this
concept with an aspiring grandfather who is continually denied by Mormon Murphy’s
law the privilege of working in the nursery?
I know the young women of the church won’t like this, but… Reverse
Babysitting!
Here is how it works.
Aspiring grandparents, usually in their 40’s and 50’s, who are tired of
waiting for grandkids of their own to spoil, or who live prohibitively far
distances away from grandkids, offer to spend time with, or “babysit,”
children in the ward while their parents visit the temple or partake in the prophet-recommended
date night. In return for the privilege
of pretending that they actually have grandchildren, aspiring grandparents
would pay the parents a token fee, say, something like two dollars per hour,
with the requirement that the fee would have to be spent on enhancing the date night
experience.
I’ve already started beta –testing a modified version of
reverse babysitting and offered free babysitting services for carefully
selected young couples who want to visit the temple together, or who just may
need a break from their children. Once
the parents recover from fainting and realize that I’m serious about reverse
babysitting, we set up a date. So far
all the feedback has been positive, so it’s time to take it to the next level
and start paying parents.
The only drawback is the inevitable outcry that will surely
emanate from the unofficial union of YW babysitters. Some rely heavily on babysitting
income to support their accessories addiction at the Claire’s Accessories
Emporium in the mall; others however, with President Monson’s most recent
announcement, are probably saving for a mission. It’s a moral dilemma of personal
proportions. Normally, missionary work takes precedence over everything
else, but the rights of aspiring grandfathers are virtually ignored in today’s
church culture. What to do?
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