My Mormon Third Eye: I See... Why I Started Watching Television Again

Sunday, October 31, 2010

I See... Why I Started Watching Television Again

Television is veritable cultural wasteland. It is truly fulfillment of Isaiah's prophecy that in the last days, there would be those “that call evil good, and good evil.” I am a “social television viewer;” I watch a few sitcoms and movies just to bond with my family on the weekends. However, in September I started religiously watching one particular crime drama again.

Why? Because I'm in love. Let me explain.

I've longed for the day when the Hawaii Five-0 series would be resurrected. That day has arrived. The series returned to the small screen in September on the Communist Broadcasting Service (CBS). Actually, I'm not that excited about the series itself; I don't care who Danno books for what infraction. I watch it for the classic opening Hawaii Five-0 theme song. That song brings back pleasant and poignant memories.

Way back in '83, when I was a starving, struggling BYU student, I was dumb, poor and in love. That meant when the planets lined up correctly and I actually was able to hang out with a pretty girl, it was usually a cheap study date in the library. We would talk and study and drift silently into slumber with our textbooks for a pillow until closing time at 11:00 pm Then, in a campy attempt to wake sleeping students and drive them out of the library, management would blast the Hawaii Five-0 theme song over the pervasive intercom system.

26 years later, I am still in love with one of those pretty girls.

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The Mormon Third Eye Quote of the Week

"As men of the priesthood, we have an essential role to play in society, at home, and in the Church. But we must be men that women can trust, that children can trust, and that God can trust. In the Church and kingdom of God in these latter days, we cannot afford to have boys and men who are drifting. We cannot afford young men who lack self-discipline and live only to be entertained. We cannot afford young adult men who are going nowhere in life, who are not serious about forming families and making a real contribution in this world. We cannot afford husbands and fathers who fail to provide spiritual leadership in the home."

Elder D. Todd Christofferson
Priesthood Session Conference, October 2012

Why My Mormon Third Eye?

When I politely excused myself in the middle of dinner to make a bathroom stop, how did Mom know that I had uneaten peas in my pocket to flush down the toilet? When I came home late from a youth dance and slid quietly into bed to avoid waking parental units, how did Dad know, without looking at the car, that I smashed in the front bumper? When I watch my daughter play a video game, how do I know that she's not ready for her Geometry final?

Its the Third Eye. The notorious eye in the back of the head, the extra view of life that God blesses parents striving to do the right thing so they can see more of life than the children they chase after.

Our third eye also permits us to see things and feel emotions that are too refined, too far on the edge of our standard two-eyed peripheral vision to enjoy in its fullness. I've learned that I have a Mormon Third Eye; that is, as a life-long, fully-dedicated member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, I have unique perspective on how the doctrines of the gospel and the demands of my faith in them intersect every other part of my mortal existence to create the entertaining, self-deprecating kaleidoscope of my life.

So... for those of you bold and bored enough to read this far, every so often I'll be sharing here what my Mormon third eye sees. Third eyes are relatively huge; they see the humorous, the entertaining, the embarrassing, the beautiful, the inspirational, and even the moral and political; however, they tend to ignore the evil, depressing and destructive: there is enough of that in world already!

The Four Secrets to Successful Living

Always Go Where There is Free Food - This includes ward and work parties, wedding receptions and missionary open houses; the money you spend to buy the ingredients for the world-famous triple chocolate cake you bring doesn’t count.
Never Pay Full Price for Anything – See my posts on Black Friday escapades for more information on this.
Never, Ever Press the Red Button - Usually, if you are faced with a red button somewhere, don’t press it – it usually means trouble. For example, the red button launches the missiles. Do yourself a favor and don’t press it.
Any Problem You Face Can Be Solved With Bungee Cords and Duct Tape - Bungee cord and duct tape technology has saved many marriages and ward parties. I’m not just talking about problems with plumbing or keeping groceries from bouncing around the trunk; I know of relationship and family issues that have been solved with creative applications of these two substances.